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JUSTIN BIEBER WILL GIVE UP SINGING, START ACTING

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YOUR MOTTO:

" WHY WOULD YOU TELL THE TRUTH, IF YOU CAN MAKE STUFF UP?"

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OUR MOTTO:

"WHY WOULD WE TELL THE TRUTH, IF WE CAN MAKE STUFF UP?" Mr. Cor - editor in chief Mr. Jamshi - writer Miss Magic - writer

By Mr. Cor

TORONTO – The Canadian heartthrob Justin Bieber, singer of massive hits such as “sexy, sexy, sexy” and “sexy, sexy”, and “sexy love”, has announced through his management that he is ready to start an acting career. The teenager who was recently mistaken for a girl by Pope Francis and loved by millions of teenage girls and hated by billions of adults….wait, hang on…

UPDATE: Da Nonsense Times got in the latest update on the matter. Bieber doesn’t want to be an actor(tress) anymore, he wants to be a chef. That’s right, a chef. He has always loved cooking and he believes wearing a chef’s head would increase his sexiness, so….wait, what? Hang on…

UPDATE: The little bastard has changed his mind again. Now he wants to be a truck driver, according to his manager. Yes, a truck driver, because he believes that if you drive a truck, you get to see a lot of the world and… oh no, what? Hang on..

FINAL UPDATE AS FAR AS WE’RE CONCERNED: You, dear reader, are not gonna believe this. Justin has had a change of heart once again. He has officially announced on CBA News Network, that he wants to be a P.A teacher at Matthayom Watnairong School, at the start of the new school year. A P.A teacher for crying out loud!!….Huh?…No phone call from the management..?

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Basketball with Bieber. What did we do to deserve this?


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